Listen to My Nanny - Read by Spike
Listen to MacDrown - Read by Spike
Listen to Knees - Sung by Spike
On the Ning Nang Nong
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang
Say Bazonka every day
That's what my grandma used to say
keeps at bay the Asian Flu'
And both your elbows free from glue.
So say Bazonka every day
(That's what my grandma
used to say)
Don't say it if your socks are dry!
Or when the sun is in your eye!
Never say it in the dark
word you see emits a spark)
Only say it in the day
(That's what my grandma used to say)
Young Tiny Tim took her
He said it once, he said it twice
he said it till the day he died
And even after that he tried
Bazonka! every day
Just like my grandma used to say.
Now folks around declare it's true
That every night at half
If you'll stand upon your head
And shout Bazonka! from your bed
You'll hear the word as clear as day
like my grandma used to say!
Things that go 'bump' in the night
really give one a fright.
It's the hole in each ear
That lets in the fear,
That, and the absence of light!
Elephants are contagious!
Be careful how you tread.
An Elephant that's been trodden
Should be confined to bed!
Leopards are contagious too.
Be careful tiny tots.
They don't give you a temperature
But lots and lots
- of spots.
The Herring is a lucky fish
From all disease inured.
Should he be ill when caught at sea;
- he's cured!
A young spring-tender girl
combed her joyous hair
'You are very ugly' said the mirror.
on her lips hung
a smile of dove-secret loveliness,
that morning had not
the blind boy said,
'You are beautiful'?
Down The Stream The Swans
Down the stream the swans all glide;
It's quite the cheapest way to ride.
Their legs get wet,
I think after all
The bus is better.
I must go down to the sea again,
to the lonely sea and the sky;
I left my shoes and socks there - I wonder if they're dry?
YingTong-Iddle-I-Po - Read by Spike