This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus.
You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of
The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third,
or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes.
England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and
Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors
the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph
Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting
Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around
and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping
in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ".
Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her
own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe.
His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley
Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!".
Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious,
absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.